你能用拼音寫出有趣的東西嗎？
大家都說拼音寫東西沒人要看，我不信；那不等於說放錄音講話沒人要聽了嗎？。如果魯迅張愛玲還活着，他們用拼音寫了東西難道就沒人要看？我看問題不在於沒人看，而在於沒人寫，沒人會寫，沒人寫得好，沒人寫得大家要看，搶著看。
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youyisima?yong pinyin xie jiaxianghua you jige ren neng dong?buxin woxie yiju nikankan——yanerdi hongsang ,laolaodierlai,ta diliuzi ge sao duan cangcong~
（测试一：）Koak-uae Xeung Koag zixman:"Cimmleg Congwaan" yixkeng faatseang, Congwaan, Kamcong keekoh cuxjiw lowdunn tou bey toosak, bowvan kegfoang voangsinx bey chongkek. Tzoygann keekoh congdhau, yao chunman patdunn ghwoksann, lay-yu Kaefoagkwan chotdoq, kegchat hoitseung tag. Nheiti jhunman yundsun moo zihzat kankoy, ngox xeimoaq sixman poojhi laagdzeng, m-xoo ng-sonn yiuyin. Yi kegfoang iatcit cihlek waichi zex-uue ditdzoy, paaukwut cuxjiw maaxlow cheuqthong, dhongzhi pooceuq kongcoq ondsun, xae hangdoq cong poojhi tzoydaay xakcay.Ngox fuyuh ceqdzoy toosak dowlow keh sixman dzonnfaay wobheng sannhoy, tag kwoagday sixman keh jatzheung sang-wut m-wue ian kaauthong coxsak yi zhaw igxeug. Ngox yik fuyuh "Cim Cong" tzoocekcex way cegthae zex-uue ley-yek ieukseug, dhengcix "Cim Cong" wanndoq.Koag Too kaauthong yixkeng zhawtow yimjoq coxsak. 9 yut 29 yat sixman keh faanx°kong dhong faanx°hoak tou wue iantsix zhaw igxeug, dak-khoi cegfux fuyuh daykaa lau-iih tzoysan keh dsengfoq, kawyokgok ghap wannshuchuh wue tzokchot seung-ieq sunpow.Koak-uae zixman, Xeung Koag hay ngoxdey keh kaa. Cheuqkao yixlei, Xeung Koag nangkaw uanxdeq fatcinx, yaolaay daykaa wobheng saofat, tzunjoq fatlot. Ngoxdey m-seug Xeung Koag lunn, yek m-xeimoaq daykaa keh ceqzheung sang-wut zhaw igxeug.Dak-khoi cegfux xeimoaq dhong zex-uue koak-kay goqdhong noolek, dzonnfaay fuivok zex-uue ditdzoy.（测试二：）Gokwhae Xheong Ghong srirmran:"Zimlrerng Zhuqwraann" yrirgheqx fatshaq, Zhuqwraann, Ghammxzhuqx gheego zhyrjiu lroudryn dhowx brei dhooshak, broufran gherngfhoq froqsin brei choqxghik. Zoigran gheego zhuqxtraw, jraru crynnmrann bhatdryn kwoksaan, lraijryh Ghaaefong-gwhann chotdrung, gherngcaat hhoyxcheoqx dharng. Nheexdihx crynnmrann jrynncrynn mroo srisrat ghann-goi, ngror xheyxmrong srirmran bhoocry lraarngzreng, mrh-hhoo ngr-seon jriwjrinn. Jrih gherngfhoq jhatzrek zilrek wraycrih srerwhuue dritzroi, bhaawkwuut zhyrjiu mrarlrou ceongthuq, truqsrir bhoozeong ghuqzung honncrynn, hhae hraqdrung zhuq bhoocrih zoidraai hhakzai.Ngror fhuhjry zengzroi dhooshak drroulrou ge srirmran zreonfaai wrorpreq saanhoi, dharng gwhorngdraai srirmran ge jratsreoq shaqwruut mrh-wruue jhann ghaawthuq zhorshak jrih srau jhernghheorng. Ngror jrek fhuhjry "Zim Zhuq" zhoozhekzher wrai zherngthae srerwhuue lreijhek zreoksheorng, treqzhir "Zim Zhuq" wrandrung.Ghong Dhoo ghaawthuq jrirgheq sraudou jrimmzrung zhorshak. 9 jryt 29 jrat srirmran ge fhaannxghoq truq fhaannx-xrok dhowx wruue jhannchir jrih srau jhernghheorng, drak-khoy zengfhur fhuhjry draaighaah lrawji zoishann ge creqfong, gaaujrukgruk krap wrannshyhcy wruue zokchut sheoqjeng shynnbou.Gokwhae srirmran, Xheong Ghong hrai ngrordrei ge ghaah. creoqghao jrirlrey, Xheong Ghong nraqgau wharndreng fatzhirn, jraolraai draaighaah wrorpreq shaofat, zhynnzrung fatlreot. Ngrordrei mrh-sheorng Hheone Ghong lryn, jrek mrh-xheyxmrong draaighaah ge zengsreoq shaqwruut srau jhernghheorng. Drak-khoy zengfhur xheyxmrong truq srerwhuue gokgaai grungtruq nroolrek, zreonfaai fhuuyfruk srerwhuue dritzroi.（测试完毕。）
可以呀you qu de dong xi………装…………订…………线…………内…………不…………要…………答…………题………上面的是昨天哒用手机不能发图是占个坑，现在我要放~大~招~啦~啦啦啦啦啦~说个题外的小故事，也是关于拼音的。之前有个室友在QQ上发了一串字母如下wjdwbkxl hnga tyyxrwrr我们另外三个人上课无聊看见了，就顺便破解了，整个过程5min的样子。我们被自己的智慧深深的折服了~其实也就是：我觉得我不开心了，好难过啊，讨厌有些人侮辱人。啦啦啦啦啦~
1）怎樣讓孩子出口成章下筆成文讀寫如飛？Juedui buyao xiaokan ni de haizi!Ta cai na diar da, que sihao bu bi ni ben. Hui shuo hen duo hua le. Dai ta shang dongwuyuan qu kan daxiang houzi , wen ta daxiang de si tiao tui xiang shenme, bizi he erduo zhang de shenme yangzi, ta dou neng yi-wu-yi-shi huida chulai, shuo de tou-tou-shi-dao. Ruguo xie xialai jiu shi yang-yang-sa-sa yi da pian wenzhang, miao-qu-heng-sheng , lian mingzuojia yie bi bushang. Liu xialai zuo ge jinian, yuayuan sheng guo renren dou you de yi liang ben xiàngcè; nalai zuowei ertong xinlixue de yanjiu ziliao, jia-zhi-lian-cheng. Ruguo yong pinyin, bi kai hànzì zhe tou lánlùhǔ, haizi zai xiao ye nenggou liji kaishi xiezuo, chuangzuo, xie ziji de shu ! Wo zui bu rěnxīn kanjian daren zheten haizi, ma ta xie cuobiezi, nian cuo yin, zhize ta meiyou ba kewen 'xiǎo qīngchóng de gushi' de shenke hányì shuo chulai, dengdeng mingtang. Qieman! Jishi zhexie meiyici dou de 100 fen, ruguo meiyou zhenzheng xue hao ting-shuo-du-xie, na ye shi baida, ye dengyu yige 0. Zhe dangzhong mei yi xiang dou xuyao yange de xunlian, tiantian lianxi, zhidao de-xin-ying-shou cai xing de. Buyao xianzai luan bī haizi, daotoulai houhui, xuan-liang-ci-gu xuduo nian, zhuangyuan meimeng nan cheng zhen.Xiezuo de haochu shuo bu wan, shi kaifa zhìlì de yi da juézhāo, shi tan gāngqín huàhuà sheme de wufa bi de. Wo de hua bu xin, qu kankan tiancai zuojia Zhang Ailing de gushi jiu zhidao le. Ta neng-tan-hui-hua, duo-cai-duo-yi, danshi que dui weilai de zhìxiàng ju-qi-bu-ding. Kū le yi hui bízi, zuomo lai zuomo qu, zuihou haishi xuanze le xiezuo. Zhang Ailing suiran yisheng kǎnkě, lang-ji-tian-ya, danshi shuoqi xian-jian-zhi-ming lai, zixi xiang yi xiang, jingran meiyou yige ren nenggou bi de shang zhe wei qún-chāi-qí-cái.Hai gān děng shenme, zhehuir jiu rang baobao dòngbǐ!一一一一一一2）我又想起欧阳老师来Jide wo xiaoshihou, muqin you yige hen yaohao de tongshi Yang Laoshi, tamen gaosu wo shi 'youpai' shenme de, wo ye bu fanzheng shui ye bugan jiejin taa, haoxiang taa de le mafengbing si de, pa shoudao qianlian.You yici zai lushang yingmian pengshang, jian taa ditou zoulai, toufa quan dou huabai le, kan shangqu hai shi name cixiang. Wo ye buguan taniangde shenme le, zou shangqian qu shuo: 'Yang Laoshi, ni hao!'Zhi juede yinggai zheyang zuo, zhiyou zheyang zuo, bixu zheyang zuo cai shi ren. Ye meiyou shui jiao guo wo, yexu shi tian-xing-liang-zhi ba.Yang Laoshi de yige nüer feng le de, yige erzi hen xiao jiu si le, zhangfu ye shi dang laoshi de, bei da cheng 'tewu' .Houlai Yang Laoshi 'pingfan' le, mei guo duojiu jiu zhongfeng qushi le. Wo gen mama qu zuidao taa, kanjian huaquan shang yong de shi yizhang ta，a nianqing shihou de zhaopian, hen mei.一一一一一一一一一一一一一一3）車禍 （小笑話）Yiou yeeger ren boo shiaoshin bei yee liang tsrerds dsruang-dao-dsai-dee. Dsrjian jiatsrer sjee dsou tsroolai dui tar sruo:"Nee dsren dsouyun, wuomen mianchian dsrenghao sr yee jia dsrensuo.""Nee dsrer hua yeediar bootsuo! Booguo nee chue mei shiangdao, dsrerjia dsrensuo de yeesreng jiu sr wuo!"一一一一一一4)
外來語Suiran xianzai you le diannao, dazi hen fangbian, danshi you shihou haishi shüyao yong bi lai xiezi . Bijiao qilai, Hanzi bi alphabet jiuyao kunnan de duo le. Wo changchang kandao renjia waiguo shuesheng, zuo dsai malu bianshang, zai yige xiao benzi shangtou shua-shua-shua feikuai de xie, bu yihur jiu ba yi da pian zuowen wancheng le, neng zuodao zheyang de Zhongguo haizi kongpa meiyou name duo. Yuyan shi buduan zai fazhan de, Hanyu de bianhua ye hen kuai, hen da. Cansheng le hen duo xinci, danshi youyu zhexie ci shi yong Hanzi zuhe qilai de, suoyi tamen dangzhong you yixie zhi shihe zai shumianyu limian liutong, yonglai shuohua jiu ting bu dong le. Wo juede ruguo shiyong zimuti de ren duo le, liuxing chilai de hua, ye yiding hui chushian gengduo de xinci, zhexie ci budan hui hen youchü, erqie hai keyi zai kouyu limian shiyong. Youqi shi keyi fangbian de zhijie caina daliang de wailaiyu, shi women de Hanyu gengjia sheng-ji-bo-bo, fen-fu-duo-cai.
Wenyanwen, baihuawen he pinyinwen 3 zhong wenti yiqi shiyong shi hui you hen duo hen da de haochu de. Nin shuo ne ?一一一一5）看拼音看多了就快Zhihu wangyou de tiwen :"wei shenme kan pinyin bi kan yingwen man."Wo de huida shi:Wo sihao bu juede kan pinyin bi kan yingyu man.Naxie shuo man de ren, keneng you zhe-yang-na-yang de yuanyin. 1) Putonghua meiyou xue hao, bu guoguan.2) Kan pinyin kan de tai shao, hai bu xiguan.3) Kan de dongxi xie de bu hao.a) Xuan ci bu qiadang, meiyou bikai tongyinci.b) Bushi yi ge ci yi ge ci de xie, ershi yi ge ziyin yi ge ziyin de xie.c) Silu bu qingchu, bu zhidao jiujing yao shuo shenme.d) Cihui bu fengfu, zhangwo de ye bu hao.e) De le shixia de "zhuangbi" maobing. Kai-kou-bi-kou "wocao"la, "muyiu" la, "beicui" la, zheyangzi cai miyu cai ge laobantian, dangran jiu man la.4) Zhuang-mo-zuo-yang de "aiguozhe", "gemin jiebanren".5) Xiangxin "alphabet wangguo" de ren.6) Jiaoyu Bu de guanyuan.7) "Yuyan xuejia".8) "Hanyu chunjiexing" de weihu zhe.9) Xenophobic de ren.Wo zhe ge Shanghai ren, yi ge lian putonghua dou shuo bu da hao de ren, yi ge mei da xuewen de ren, yi ge yangyang dou bi buguo renjia de ren, yi ge bu hui zuo yanjiu de ren, yi ge zh jia shang wo you zai Australia shenghuo le hen duo nian, tiantian kan yingwen, yizhi dao qunian, mai le ge iPad mini zhihou cai shang Zhihu jinguan ruci, tongguo bantian de lianxi, wo kan pinyin he xie pinyin de sudu dou yao bi yingwen kuai de duo!Pinyin xie de shi women ziji zui li pingchang shuo de hua, za de hui kan qilai bi yingyu man ne? Da si wo, wo ye bu xin! Ganghao zuotian wo kan le yi pian Lü Shu Xiang xiansheng 50-60 nian yiqian xie de you guan shiyong pinyin keyi li-guo-li-min, zao-fu-zi-sun de wenzhang, hen gandong! Zhe cai shi women zhongguo zhenzheng de intellectual. Kexi de shi, xiang zheyang de jiechu de xuezhe, taozou de zou le, po-hai-zhi-si de si le, zao fengsha de yao-wu-yin-xin le. Zhiyou na bang sinaojin, laowangu panju zai nali bachi yiqie, yi-shou-zhe-tian, gao de yi-tan-si-shui, yi-shi-wu-cheng.Pengyoumen, youqi shi nianqing de xiao pengyoumen, nimen qianwan bu yao shangdang, bu yao xiangxin kan pinyin man, xie pinyin bu keneng, pinyin wuyong zhilei de guihua!Hanyu pinyin qian-tu-wu-liang, bijiang chengwei shijie shang zui liuxing, zui rongyi, zui youmei de wenzi. Zhe yi tian de lailin yi shi wei-qi-bu-yuan le!Rang women jieguo xianbei chuan xialai de jielibang, yanzhe tamen kaituo de daolu, yong-wang-zhi-qian. Rang women dou lai yong pinyin ba!一一一一6）
無明 de 煩惱Taa nian-ji-qing-qing de, que xiande lao-cheng-chi-zhong, shenshen de dongde renqing de xuwei he zhe ge shijie de cánkù. Gen ren dajiaodao de shihou, zongshi dai zhe ji fen jièxīn, conglai bu ken duo shuo yi ju hua, duo zou yi bu lu. Taa zai ziji de zhouwei gòuzhù qi yi dǔ wuxing de gāo qiáng, shi-shi-ke-ke
yan-jia-fang-fan.Jintian xiawu taa tiqian xia le ban, congcong huí dao jia zhong. Ye bu zhidao zen de, xin limian jiu xiang you yi ge sāizi side, men de huang. Ye meiyou xinsi qu zhu kafei le, suibian de yàn le liang kou bai kaishui, shaoshao run le run sangzi, jiu dao shafa shang zuo xialai, daidai de xiang zhe xinshi. Zheyang de guo le bantian, hai shì xin li luanzaozao de, xiang dīu le hún'er yiban. Yushi taa suoxing nuó dao chuáng shang tang xia, xiwang nenggou shuì shang geba zhongtou, fangsong fangsong shenjing, ba yiqie
de fannao dou piekai fangxia. Shui zhidao zai beiwo li fan-lai-fu-qu de hao yizhengzi, que meiyou yi si shuiyi, zenme dou pingjing bu xialai. Naohai limian feng-qi-yun-yong, haoxiang zai fang dianying yiyang. Záluàn de huamian, yi mù jiezhe yi mu,
qǐfú pánxuán, nong de taa tou-teng-nao-zhang, pi-bei-bu-kan.Zheng dang taa shen-si-huang-hu zhiji, huranjian fangfu you ren àn le yixia zhaoxiangji de kuaimen, meiguangdeng kaca yi shan, yi dao yinguang zhao jian yi ge ren de shenying lai. Taa de xintou buyoude yizheng chouchu -- na bu shi ta me!
Taa bei zhèn de měng de zhengkai yanjing, yixiazi zuo le qilai. Bu shi ma, zhe ji tian lai, zai taa de yan li, zong juede zhe xiǎozi sihu youdianr fanchang, xingdong guǐmì keyi. Haoxian shi'er xing-gao-cai-lie, shi'er chen-mo-gua- shenzhi kan shangqu shenqing youdianr jusang de yangzi. Dan zixi yi guancha, que you zhǎo bu chu renhe pozhan, tuiqiao bu chu yi ge suo-yi-ran lai. Shuo lai ye qiguai, jinlai ta de tounao dui waijie de fanying, sihu
youshihou bieren shuohua ta chong-er-bu-wen, bieren de judong ta shi-er-bu- zhe daodi shi zenme hui shir ne? Zhen xiang qu ta naodaigua shang qiao yi langtou, wenwen ta, ni shi tiansheng chidai yē?
Yìhuò da-zhi-ruo-yu yē? Yìhuò zhuang-feng-mai-sa yē?
Zhuannian yi xiang, you pa shi ziji duoxin, xiang-ru-fei- renjia yager meishir, ziji buyao bai-fei-xin-ji, yaoshi yi-xing-sheng-an-gui, re-shi-sheng-fei fan'er bu hao le.Taa rou le rou kùnjuàn de yanjing, Lǐ le li sanluan de toufa, wunai de kǔxiào le yixia, juede ziji zhezhong yong-ren-zi-rao shizai tai huangtang le. ?, qi-bu-wen: gè ren zì sǎo men qian xuě, na guǎn ta ren wǎ shang shuāng?
Xiang dao zheli bian tǐng le ting shenzi, dìng le ding shén, jiélì yao cong zhezhong ganga de jingdi zhong jietuo chulai. Ran'er shi-yu-yuan-wei, pianpian haishi juede ta de yingzi renran zai taa genqian huang-lai-huang-qu, youyi gen taa zuodui. Ni you shenme liaobuqi! Taa fennu de ba bozi yi
ang, nan-nan-zi-yu, suíjì you hao-bu-Liu-qing, gàikuò de gei ta xià le yi dao pingyu: ta zhe ge ren, qishi shi, yi-yan-yi-bi-zhi, qi-mao-bu-yang, bu-xue-wu-shu, bu-qiu-shang-jin. Kai de shi po che, chuan de you meiyou pinwei, cong tou dao jiao kan bu dao yi jian mingpai. Zongzhi, yi-wu-suo-chang. Xiang le xiang, you houhui
bu gai zheyang dui renjia ping-tou-lun-zu de. Geng bu keyi renxing, shiao xinyanr, sìyì biandi
bieren. Taa zhidao zheyang bu dui, jì shī fēngdù, you qiàn gōngdaò .Taa de yìshìlíu jiu zheyang yi-ke-bu-ting de fanteng zhe, yihuir
you ba taa tuo dao le tamen gongsi de xiuxishi li. Zhi jian san-wu-ge tongshi zheng ju zai yiqi, wéi zhe yi zhang zuozi, yibian he kafei, yibian shuo-shuo-xiao-xiao
. Bu yong shuo, ta
neng ting dao ta de shengyin, lian ta lingkou xia de na tiao sichou lingdai ye yi-xi-ke-bian, dan que wufa ting qing ta zai shuo xie shenme. Shi de, ta cike taa cai huang-ran-da-wu, zhi dao xianzai, hai conglai meiyou ting dao ta tǔlù guo bàn ju
zhenxin hua, jinguan ta dong bu dong jiu gao-tan-kuo-lun de, ye hen you youmogan. Ta zhe zhong bu-zhao-bian-ji de hua, taa zao jiu ting gou le, yi xiang qilai jiu rang taa fangan, huo-mao-san-zhang. Zhengzai hu-si-luan-xiang, you haoxiang kanjian ta zhuan guo shen lai le, bin-bin-you-li, weixiao
you guanqie de wen taa, bēizi li pao de shi shenme paizi de kafei, hao he bu hao he.
Taa ditou bu yǔ, búzhù de yong xiao chí zai bei zhong jiaoban, tīng ta quechao kafei, cappuccino, qing ka nai ka, dong-la-xi-che.
Kaishui chong de tai duo le, yi bu líushén, xuandong de kafei cong zhǐbei de bianyuan yì le yidian chulai, huáluò dao taa ná beizi de shou shang, nianhuhu de. Taa bu jingyi de nian le nian shouzhi, hai mei laideji qu ba beikou tiǎn ganjing， zhi jian ta zao yi shen-bu-zhi-gui-bu-jue de ba ji zhang canjinzhi momo de di le guolai, qingqing tui dao taa de bei bian, you ba shengxia de yi dié, xiao-xin-yi-yi de yi zhang yi zhang fenfa gei zaizuo de mei yi ge ren. Taa biaomian shang reng bu-lu-sheng-se, xindi li que yousuo chùdong；ye bu jide shi bu shi xiang ta dao le xiè, zhi shi zhuan-xin-zhi-zhi fan-lai-fu-qu de ca na beizi, haoxiang na bing bu zhi shi yi zhi zhibei, er shi yi zhi buxiugang bei, taa zhíyì yao ba ta ca de zheng-zheng-fa-liang, guang-ke-jian-ren fangcai baxiu.Ta jiujing shi hao ren hai shi huai ren？Taa sihu zhaodao le wenti de yaohai. Taa de qiǎnyìshì jixu cushi taa qu xunzhao yi ge quezao de da'an. Shiguang dào liu, ba taa de jiyi tui hui dao liang nian qian, ziji chu-lai-zha-dao, jiameng zhe jia gongsi de shihou, dan mohu de yinxiang que sì yi ge weijing zhengli de diannao shujuku, háowú touxu ke xún,
sousuo bu dao shenme guanyu na ge shiduan de tebie de henji. Zai cuīmián ban zhuangtai li, taa you ba shijian de shǔbiāo qian-qian-hou-hou laihui yidong zhe. Yīshí, xiǎngxiang de jiantou xiang shoudao yi zhong shénqí lìliàng
de qianyin, zidong tingdun zai zong-heng-jiao-cuo de shi-kong jīngwěi wang de mou ge jiaodian shang. Taa bu-you-zi-zhu de àn xia ànjiàn ；jie xialai taa de yishi li chuxian de, shi tiānshū ban ge zhong shen-miao-mo-ce, xing-tai-ge-yi de xiangzhengxing de tubiao he fuhao, sihu bu-ke-si-yi de shangtian dongcha dao le taa de xinsi, shou le gandong, ci-bei-wei-huai, cì yu taa yi zhong tíshì he xiansuo.Shana jian, taa rutong shou le pusa de diǎnhuà, mao-sai-dun-kai：shi na jian shi, hai shi na jian rang taa bèi gǎn chàyì you wu-suo-shi-cong de shi. Ruguo neng ba ci shi nong ge shui-luo-shi-chu, shǐ lai-long-qu-mai zhen-xiang-da-bai, na gai duo hao a.
Nayang de hua, yiding hui youzhu yu taa zuochu zhun-que-wu-wu de panduan, yi qie yinan dou jiang ying-ren-er-jie. Wei le pojie zhe dao nanti, taa ceng changshi zhe zuo guo bu shao de jiǎdìng, danshi shui you shi shénxian huozhe shàngdi, neng wei-bu-xian-zhi, jieshi zhexie jiading you duome da de zhenshixing ne ？Taa you xiang dao, ruguo taa de di yi ge jiading chengli de hua, na ta bu jiu jianzhi shi yi ge chuanshuo zhong de ding-tian-li-di, jian-yi-yong-wei de lü-lin-hao-han le？ Zhen shi ge haoyang de, lu-jian-bu-ping, ba-dao xiang-zhu! Danshi, taa de yiwang de qinshen jingli bùróng taa zheban qingxin, buduan de gàojiè taa：xianjin shishang na you zheyang de yingxiong？wu-lun-ru-he, taa shi wànwàn bu gan maoran xiangxin renhe ren hui dadao na zhong jingjie, xiang ta nayang xingshi de. Yushi, duiyu zhege jiading, taa zhihao ren-tong-ge-ai, chedi fouding. Taa de ling yi ge jiading, ze rang taa zuo chu yiban ren kan lai shi li-suo-dang-ran de tuiduan：ta de suo-zuo-suo-wei, duoban shi chuyu zisi de benneng bale. Yòuzhì , lǔmǎng, qingshuai — taa shenzhi lian ziji ye mo-ming-qi-miao, hai guyi zai mowei nage ci de houmian, jia shang le yi ge geng ju biǎnyì, lue dai jifen kèbó, yin'er ziji dou nan yi qǐchǐ de ziyan, guan ta ne! Yuanyin shi, leisi de qingkuang nan dao shuo taa zaoyu de hai shao me！Jibian huan le taa, napa dāo gē zai bozi shang, taa ye jue bu hui mào zhe luo-ren-bao-bian de fengxian, xiang ta nayang ting-er-zou-xian de. Nandao shijie shang zhen you nayang de da shagua me！Zenme jiu ta zou de shi yangguan dao, women dou zou de shi dumu qiao？Jieguo, zhe jian shi zhuomo le bantian, rengran shi ge feijie de mí, jixu kunrao zhe taa, rang taa yi-shen-yi-gui, mo-zhong-yi-shi.Bà, ba, ba!
Bu qu xiang ta le, taa shǐjìng yi shuaishou, ba shǒu zhong bao zhe de zhěntóu pao dao le chuáng jiáo, daduan le fen-zhi-ta-lai de wangnian, yi-ran-jue-ran fanshen xia chuang, zou dao yīnxiǎngjī genqian, cong jiàzǐ shang suishou jiǎn qi yi zhang chàngdié sai le jinqu. Yushi, anjing de fangjian li huanhuan de xiang qi le Tchaikovsky youmei de Swan Lake ballet wuqu de pianduan. Zhe shi taa pingshi ai ting de yuequ zhi yi, xuan lü nayang kou-ren-xin-xian, wei-wan-dong-ting, shí fēi renjian suo you, chéng kān yu shi-wai-tao-yuan piao-ran-er-zhi de xiānyuē xiang pimei. Keshi, ci-shi-ci-ke, taa de xin shang xiang ya zhe yi kuai qiān jin jù shí, jihu lian huxi du gandao chili, nali you shenme xingzhi xinshang yinyue. Yinci zheyang yi shou mingqu, cishi chuan dao taa er li, jing xiang kusang de aiyue yiban qiliang, mei yi ge yinfu dou ru yi ba xili de bishou, yi dao dao ci tong taa de xinwo. Wangshi li-li-zai-mu, rang taa juede mihuo, rang taa juede bei'ai, rang taa juede yuanqu, yi duzi de kushui wuchu qingdao. Taa zi-ai-zi-lian de shenshen tan le yi kou qi, xintou yi zhen suanchu, leishui bujin duo-kuang-er-chu .Yinyue shizai ting bu xiaqu le, yushi taa yi tái shou guan diao le yinxiangji, you-qi-wu-li de zou dao chuang bian, la kai liánzi, tui kai chuanghu, rang zhe ling ren fanmen zhixi de fangjian liutong yixia kongqi. You zhuanshen hui dao chuang bian, hunshen tānruǎn, zai chuangyan shang zuo le xialai, muguang daizhi, chichi de miandui zhe changkai de chuangzi.Yi zhen qīngliáng tou le jinlai, tongguo bái qī de chuangkuang, ying ru yǎnlián de shi yi pian zai jiāoyáng zhaoyao xia, shanshuo zhe jin guang, lü duànzi ban de da cao ping.
Qianfang bu yuan chu, ba-di-er-qi, chùlì zhe yi gen tingba de qígān, zhi cha lán tiān.
Dǐngduān yi mian xianyan de cǎi qí, zai mingmei de chunguang li ying-feng -piao-dang.
Zhen shi yi ge haotian a!
Qinglang de tiankong wan-li-wu-yun, wei-feng-xi-xi, chun-yi-ang-ran.
Taa wen-si-bu-dong, mu-bu-zhuan-jing, chūshén de tiaowang zhe yanqian zhe rúhuà de meijing, yixiazi ru-chi-ru-zui, jing gandong de re-lei-ying-kuang, hunshen chànlì. Shizai tai mei le!
Taa qing-bu-zi-jin de zhan le qilai, ji bu pu dao chuāng qian, tanlan de shenshen xi le yi kou pu-mian-er-lai de, shèn zhe huacao fenfang de xinxian kongqi, dùn jué jingshen yi zhèn, haoxiang you yi gu nuǎnlíu, suizhe huxi xuxu zhuru le ziji de zhītǐ, chongman le wu-zang-liu-fu, shūtōng le tiaotiao jingluo, shi taa gandao wubi shuchang. Zai zhe yishunjian, yiqie wúwèi de chénshì fannao he tongku dou suízhī yan-xiao-yun-san, hua-wei-wu-you.Zheng dang taa quan shēnxīn chenjin zai zhezhong shenqi meimiao de xiáxiǎng dangzhong shi, turan chuan lai yizhen weiruo de diànzǐqín sheng, daduan le taa de sixu, ba taa cong wenrou de, ru-meng-si-huan de shenhua ban shijie la hui dao xianshi zhong lai.
Ting de chu, zhe shi taa shuxi de jiezou mingkuai de Turkish March, shi cong taa de na zhi ai-bu-shi-shou de shouji fa chulai de.
Taa xiayishi de zhuan guo shen qu, ditou kan le yi yan gangcai qù xia gē zai chuangbiangui shang de na zhi shoubiao, aiya, bu-zhi-bu-jue dou 6 dian duo le, taa jing wangji le táomǐ zuòfàn … You dào shi:
wèi liǎo qiánshì yuán, you tiān jīnshēng zhài, qiàn jūn zhī duoshao, zhōngrì lèi liánlián!一一一一一7）拼音漢字並行不悖（Quora 問答）Is there any merit in a letter-based Chinese writing system running parallel with the existing character system?My answer is yes. You might agree with me if you understand my language and have average aptitude .Qing zhuyi, wo shuo de bing bu shi feichu hanzi, er shi tongshi shiyong hanzi he pinyin liang zhong wenzi. Huibi wo de wenti, da-fei-suo-wen, shi mei youyong de,
yidianr bangzhu dou mei you.Zhongguo ren shuohua, dajia dou shi nenggou ting de dong de, yaoshi yong alphabet ba shuo de hua jilu xialai, ranhou zai nian chulai, dangran hai shi nenggou ting de dong de. Zhe jiu xiang yong luyinji luyin, ranhou zai fang chulai ting yiyang.Women putong de ren shuohua, yong de shi yi ge yi ge de word, danshi, you de ren que bu shi zheyang, tamen you shiyong characters shuohua de huai maobing, zheyang de ren shuo de hua jiu bu name hao dong, xie de dongxi nian chulai ye bu name rongyi rang ren ting mingbai. Ni ruguo bu xiangxin, keyi shang internet cha yixia, you yi pian wenzhang, jiaozuo "施氏食狮史",
kan le yihou
jiu hui zhidao wo shuo de shi shenme le.Ren ren dou hui shuohua, danshi zhe bing bu dengyu ren ren dou neng ba hua shuo hao. Pinyin keyi rang women ba yi ge ge de ciyu fen kailai, yi-mu-liao-ran, bingqie rang women neng kan qingchu ciyu zhijian de guanxi, zhuyi grammar, zheyang jiu nenggou bangzhu women shuo hao hua. Dangran ye keyi bangzhu women xie hao wenzhang le. Fouze de hua, women gan ma yao hua name duo shijian, he name duo jinqian, chi name duo de ku qu shangxue nianshu ne?Wo zheli shuo de shi putong de Zhongguo laobaixin, er bu shi naxie tou-xuan-liang, zui-ci-gu, jingguo le shi-nian-han-chuang, na dao le Oxford huozhe Harvard deng daxue de Ph.D. , neng shuo hui xie,
que hui guo tou lai shuo pinyin zenme zenme yao bu de de shaoshu jingying.Shiyong pinyin zui da de haochu, jiu zaiyu zheyang keyi da da de fangbian xiao haizi, rang tamen nenggou congxiao hen rongyi de xue hui xiezuo,
duanlian sikao nengli. Wo renwei zhe shi jiqi zhongyao de yi jian shiqing.臺灣像壹隻鬱鬱寡歡的烏龜Taiwan is like a sad turtle Zai wo kan lai, shangmian liang ge juzi, yisi shi yi-mo-yi-yang de. Shuo di yi ju "nèihán" , " xìnxī liàng" he "wenhua dǐyùn" geng duo, etc wo shi zuo-kan-you-kan yidianr dou kan bu chulai limian de aomiao de.Women de zuxian, 99.99% de ren dou shi bu rende zi de, nandao shuo tamen dou mei you wenhua? Zheyang shuo de ren cai shi mei you zhishi, mei you tounao.Women yinggai fa cíbēi, bu yao weinan xiao pengyou, yinggai nuli chengwei tamen de zhenzheng de pengyou.Hai you yi ge da haochu, yong pinyin keyi zhijie yinjin wailaiyu. Qu kan yi kan Webster Medical Dictionary jiu zhidao le, renjia shi bu pa shiyong wailaiyu de. Women ye yinggai he shijie shang daduoshu de guojia de zuofa yiyang cai hao. Jing lu bu zou, zou yuan lu shi bu mingzhi de.Yong pinyin, women keyi shuo: " Ta dao le Las Vegas, zhao dao yi fen part-time gong zuo, yi ge yue zhizhou jiu zhuan chengwei full-time le. Zheyang jiu bu hui nao chu shenme "兼職工" zhilei de xiaohua lai.Hai keyi shuo: "Zhi you naxie mei you wenhua shuiping hen di, erqi you bu dong naozi de ren, cai hui xiangxin yong le alphabet zhihou Zhongguo de culture jiuyao wandan de guihua."Shiyong pinyin youzhuyu da po xenophobic de siwei fangshi, haochu tai da le!一一一一8）學英語有什麼好方法？Jiu tan yixia wo ziji de fangfa ba.Ba New Concept English 1- 2 ce du de gun-gua-lan-shu. Gǔrén de hua, du shu qian bian, qi yi zi xian, yidianr bu cuo.Zixi yanjiu, chedi zhangwo mei yi ge xuci de yongfa. Zhe shi wubi zhongyao de.Mai yi ben baobao de yufa shouce beiyong, zuowei cankao. Yudao wenti de shihou cha yi cha.Jin'er kan dianr Ying-Mei changxiao xiaoshuo. Liru Sydney Sheldon huozhe Agatha Christie xie de.Tongshi kan yixie ziji zhuanye fangmian de huozhe ziji ganxingqu de dongxi.Yong bu zhao bei danci.Bu yong hua qian hua shijian qu shang zhege ban nage ban.Cidian yong Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English,
yiding bu yao you zhongwen jieshi de.Jinkuai he ying-han cidian shuo bye-bye. Weile xuexi xiezuo, keyi kan yi ben How to Write an Essay zhilei de shu.Shi yixia xiang wo zheyang yong pinyin xie dongxi. Yong ci, er bu shi yong zi lai shuohua zuowen. Zheyang zuo, xuyao duiyu grammar hao-bu-han-hu, gai diao luan shuo luan xie de huai maobing. Jiu-er-jiu-zhi, ni hui faxian, budan ni de Yingyu hao qi lai le, bingqie ni de Hanyu ye qingshuang duo le.Juedui bu yao zuo fanyi ! Na shi ling yi zhong jineng, shi yao deng dao ba Yingyu xue hao le cai neng zuo de shiqing. Fouze de hua hen rongyi ba ni de Yingyu nong cheng "yangjingbang"!Xue Yingyu, yao gen hanyu yi-dao-liang-duan, chedi hua qing jiexian. Yao wangji ziji shi ge Zhongguo ren -- zhi shi zai zhe ge shihou!Zheyang zuo daodi ling bu ling? Bu pian ni, wo dao le Australia, dushu gongzuo shenghuo, meiyou yudao renhe da de zhang'ai. Wo de Yingyu wanquan shi zai Zhongguo zixue de, shi xue de hen hao de.Xiangxin nin ye yiding nenggou xue hao de!9)
母鸡见鸡蛋被拿走为什么还那么淡定？（知乎问答）Jìdé wǒ xiǎoshíhòu yě yǎng guò yī zhī mǔjī.
Tāa xià le dàn yǐhòu, shì bú huì shuǎishuǎi wěibā, mǎshàng zǒukāi de, ér shì yào zài jīwō lǐ dāi shàng lǎobàntiān, téngài de yòng zuǐbā bǎ dàn qīngqīng de gōu dào dùzi dǐxià, ránhòu pā zài shàngmiàn hēhù tā, wēnnuǎn tā. Zhè shíhòu, wǒ shì juéduì bú huì qù dǎrǎo tāmén, cāisàn tāmén mǔzǐliǎng de. Yīzhí yào děngdào mǔjī hé tāa de bǎobao qīnrè wēncún gòu le, shēntǐ yě huīfù dé chābúduō le, zìjǐ juédé yīnggāi dào wàimiàn qù chī diǎnr shénme, hē diǎnr shénme, huódòng huódòng jīnggǔ, sànsànxīn le, wǒ cái fàng tāa chūqù, ránhòu gāo-gāo-xìng-xìng de qù jiǎn nà zhī dàn.Zuì ràng wǒ gǎndào zìháo de shi, wǒ de jī gēn biérén jiā de jī bù yíyàng. Xià de dàn dà bú yòng shuō le, xià le dàn hái zǒng shì mòmò de bù chūshēng, bú xiàng língjū jiā de nàxiē jī, dà-shēng-xuān-huá, gēdāgēdā de jiào gè méi-wán-méi-liǎo. Měi yī cì xià le dàn, wǒ dōu yào yòng qiānbǐ zài shàngmiàn jì shàng rìqī, fàng dào yī gè xiǎo tánzǐ lǐmiàn jīzǎn qǐlái. Wǒ hái tèbié de hàoqí, xiàng nǎinǎi tíchū le guānyú jī de hěnduō wèntí, dǎpò shāguō wèn dàodǐ, rě dé tāa lǎorěnjiā bú
nàifán qǐlái, jǔqǐ gǎnmiànzhàng, zuòchū yào dǎ wǒ de yàngzǐ. Zìcóng jī kāishǐ xiàdàn nàtiān qǐ, wǒ jiù tiāntiān pànwàng mǔjī fū xiǎojī de rìzǐ zǎodiǎnr dàolái.Yǒu yītiān fàngxué huíjiā, dānxīn de shìqíng zhōngyú fāshēng le. Shǔ le yī shǔ, jīdàn yīxiàzǐ bú jiàn le hǎo jǐ gè!
Yuánlái dōu bèi tāmén názǒu zuòcài qù le. Míngmíng shuō dé hǎohāo de, děng zhe fū xiǎojī de, nǎlǐ huì xiǎngdào nà quán dōu shì piànrén de huà! Mǔjī zhīdào le huì zěnyàng xiǎng ne? Wǒ hěn nánguò, duì fùmǔ hěnhěn de fā le yī dùn huǒ, ránér tāmén què qīng-miáo-dàn-xiě de jiěshī shuō, chéngshì bù bǐ xiāngxià, yī-tiān-dào-wǎn dàjiē shàng yǒu nàme duō chēliàng lái-lái-wǎng-wǎng de, jīdàn shòudào zhèngdòng, shì fū bù chū xiǎojī lái de. Wǒ jiāng-xìn-jiāng-yí, cái juédé xīnlǐ shāowēi hǎoguò le yīdiǎnr.Hòulái chéngshì guīdìng bù zhǔn yǎng jīyā le, shuō shì bú wèishēng, jī zhōngyú méiyǒu táotuo bèi zǎishā de èyùn. Wǒ hén shāngxīn, zāi bèiwō lǐ yǐn-qì-tūn-shēng le yī gè wǎnshàng. Rén wèi shénme huì nàyàng cánrěn?Jī shì tōng rénxìng de dòngwù. Wǒ fàngxué huíjiā, láoyuǎn jiàndào wǒ, huì pūdǎ zhe chìbǎng fēibēn guòlái. Wǒ dūn xiàlái shēnchū shǒu qù, tāa huì bì shàng yǎnjīng, bǎ tóu zuān dào wǒ de bái cùnshān de xiùkǒu lǐ qù, yīwèi zài nàlǐ, yī-dòng-bú-dòng.
Fǔmō tāa de yǔmáo, tāa ye bú hàipà.Shìjiè shàng yǒuxiē shìqíng, shā le wǒ de tóu wǒ yě zuò bú chū de.
Wǒ juéduì bú huì dào yījiā cānguǎn qù, jiào chū lǎobǎnniáng lái, gēn tāa dào jīlóng nàbiān, mōmō zhèzhī, niēniē nàzhī, ránhòu èhěnhěn de zhǐ zhe yī zhī jī de bízi, yāohè: zhè zhī, jiù shì zhè zhī, biéde wǒ dōu bú yào, nǐ qīnzì gěi wǒ dòngshǒu zuò, wǒ jiù yào chī tāa!Hòulái wǒ shìmiàn jiàn dé duō le, cái zhīdào wǒ de nà zhī jī hái suàn dé shàng shì fú-xīng-gāo-zhào le. Cóng xiǎo dào dà zhù de shì mùbǎn jīlóng, wǒ tiāntiān gěi tāa huàn diàn de gāncǎo hé bàozhǐ, gān-gān-jìng-jìng. Chī de shì dàmǐ.
Dōngtian lái le, pà tāa dòng zhe, jiù yòng shǒupà zuò le yī jiàn pīfēng gěi tāa, jiéguǒ fāxiàn tāa chuānshàng bìng bú xǐhuān, ài-shǒu-āi-jiǎo de bú fāngbiàn, yòu xián bù hǎokàn, pèi bú shàng tāa nà yīshēn jīn-guāng-shǎn-shǎn de měilì yǔmáo, yúshì jiù gāncuì yòng zuǐbā zhuó kāi shuǎidiào le. Yùdào yúxuě tiānqì, wǒ jiù bǎ tāa bào huí jiā lái, děng tiānqíng le zài fàng tāa chūqù.Xiànzài bú xiàng cóngqián le. Wǒ zài diànshì shàng kàndào, xiànzài de yǎngjīchǎng de nàxiē jī cái zhēn shì mìngkǔ. Yī chūshēng jiù xiàng guān jìn le jiānyù, yī-nián-dào-tóu bú jiàn tiānrì.
Zài yōngjǐ bùkān de jīshè lǐ hùxiāng jiàntà. Quēshǎo yángguāng, xīnxiān kōngqì he huódòng kōngjiān, fāyù bùliáng. Yǒude yǔmáo tuōluò, yǒude bù néng zhànlì xíngzǒu. Chī de shì zhuǎnjīyīn de shíwù, hái jiā le gèzhǒng tiānjiājì. Shénme jīsù la, kàngjūnsù la, sòuròujīng la, dōu shì yǒudú de. Jīchǎngzhǔ xīnlǐ zhuāng de zhǐ yǒu zìjǐ de lìyì, wèi le yī ge QI?N zì, shénme quēdé de gòudàng dōu gàn dé chūlái. Méi yǒu nǎgè huì zhàn chūlái zhǔchí zhèngyì, shuō yī jù gōngdào huà, méi yǒu rén lái guǎn nǐ de sǐhuó. Yào shā biàn shā, yào guǎ biàn guǎ, hébì ràng wúgū de jī sǐ bù sǐ, huó bù huó, yībèizi shòu zhèyàng de zuì?Yòu kàndào hái yǒu bǐ jī gèng cǎn de. Xiā bèi rén duò le tóu, bǎi zài pánzi shàng, sìzhī zhēngzhá zhe duān shàng wǔxīngjí fàndiàn de cānzhuō.
Niú zài zǎishā qián bèi chā shàng guǎnzi, qiángxíng guànrù dàliàng de shuǐ, zhǐ wèi le zēngjiā niúròu de zhòngliàng, hǎo duō mài jǐ kuài qián. Hēixióng bèi yòng jiāsuǒ suǒzhù, bù néng dòngdàn, huóhuó de fǎnfù chōuqǔ dǎnzhī, yòngyǐ móuqǔ bàolì ...Rén a rén, shāng-tiān-hài-lǐ rújīn jìngrán chéng le tiān-jīng-dì-yì!Jī dàndìng?
Shì rén mèi le liángxīn!（完）
Tsin fehshiauteh kehdoe viendi yeu tehkeh yi'nyi......